Underwear Models Need Not Apply

Ladies, ladies--I love to see a good looking fashion model in frilly undies as much as the next guy, but not at work! Showing your bra straps or the T-top on your thong may get you a job as a presidential aid, but it won't help your career. My Lord! How hard is it to put on a darned shirt? I can watch "Dancing With the Stars" and see more skin and more eye candy than at the nearest nude beach, but I STILL won't see a single bra strap or panty line. Even if you work in entertainment or the restaurant field, nobody wants to work with a woman who dresses like a plumbing school reject.

I'm not saying women shouldn't be sexual beings, or aren't entitled to have a sex life, or aren't allowed to be glamorous, I'm just reminding my female readers (especially the young ones who don't seem to get it yet), that you need to dress to impress. What impression are you giving when you show everyone your underwear? "Look, I'm sloppy!" or maybe, "Hey, my momma lets me dress myself!" or possibly, "I'm not a prostitute, I just dress like one at work!" Showing your underwear (girl or guy) is sloppy, unprofessional and inappropriate at ANY job classier than a strip club. You ain't in college any more, girl! Get a mirror and use it, or learn to get along on minimum wage.