Need a holiday gift fast? Joke books are always fun at the holidays (at least in small doses). Below are some samples from one of my favorites.
What's the difference between an economist and a confused old man with Alzheimer's? The economist is the one with the calculator.
"What's wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled."
"I can't figure out exactly what's wrong with you. I think it's the result of heavy drinking."
"Well then, I'll just come back when you're sober."
"Hello? Is this the state mental hospital?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can I speak to Mr. Russell in room twenty-seven?"
"One moment please and I'll connect you ... (pause) ... I'm sorry, Mr. Russell is not answering."
"Good. That means I must have really escaped."
The link below goes to Amazon.com where 24 customers give it 4.5 stars. If you need a present quick, you might be able to pick this book up at your local bookstore. Just print out this page and take it with you. Actually, you are welcome to print out this page and try the jokes out at Christmas dinner. If you get a laugh, you might consider ordering the book to enjoy in the New Year.
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